"Home Sweet Whatever" Severn by phastphreddy

Severn Travel Guide: 5 reviews and 7 photos


Severn isn't much of a hometown. More to the point, it isn't much of a town at all. It's just a zip code, nearly indistinguishable from any other suburb in this part of America. In truth, I really don't know where Severn ends and Odenton or Harmons or Jessup or any adjacent "town" begins.


Most of what you see out here is housing developments. Pre-fab as far as the eye can see. It's specially designed to make it almost impossible to walk anywhere, thus making automobile ownership essential. I think it's a conspiracy. The construction companies are in it with the car dealerships and the space aliens to milk you for even more of your money.

What do space aliens have to do with anything? That's what I'm bound and determined to find out.

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:Ummm?
  • Cons:It's the suburbs
  • In a nutshell:It's the suburbs
  • Intro Written Jul 18, 2004
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  • littlesam1's Profile Photo
    Apr 11, 2005 at 11:55 AM

    Amusing page. I am from Catonsville, almost Ellicott City, almost Columbia, almost Odenton, almost Laurel. Your correct they all run into each other.

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