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Real Name: Rob
Lives In: Toronto, CA
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Toronto - Proud Home of Frostbite

by Bobsy - last update: Dec 2, 2003

Canadians Disparage Other North American Beers

Its the end of the North American Beer Conference, and four delgates from major breweries agree to go to a bar for a nice drink. The Mexican delegate says to the barman, "Senor, give me a Corona - Mexico's best". The first American delegate says to the barman, "Give me a Budweiser - the king of beers". The second American delegate says, "Its Miller time, give me a nice cold Miller Genuine Draft". The Canadian takes this all in and says to the barman, "I'll have a coke". His fellow drinkers are all surprised and ask him why he isn't having his own brew, to which he replied...

"I thought I'd order a coke, seeing no-one else was drinking beer."

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Pros:"Relaxed atmosphere, Canadians everywhere."
Cons:"Bitterly, bitterly cold Winters"
In A Nutshell:"All human life is here"
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Comments for Bobsy about Toronto
j-san Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:38 UTC
 Like the beer joke! Ah, My Market Bakery, I liked the bagels. Been there just this summer, must try the winter by the sounds of it.
CdnJane Thu Jul 28, 2005 23:25 UTC
 Some great Toronto tips. Hope you and your fiancee can join us Sept 23-25th weekend for the VT Meeting. Great way to meet some new folks, from the area and from further afield. Let Laura (hayward68) or myself know if you can join us.

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