Why God made WISCONSIN
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?¨ It is a planet," replied God,
"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth
and it's going to be a great place of balance."
¨Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
or example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This
one will be extremely hot and arid
while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
To a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"
Ah," said God. "That's WISCONSIN, the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling
hills. The people from WISCONSIN are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to
be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots
I'm putting in Michigan. " |
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