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It's been a long time coming but it's about to fill you with all the anticipated disillusionment and boredom you could possibly wish for. You have been warned! There, I just did it.
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Whose zoo? (excuse the pun)
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I know opinions are divided about zoos but if you're going to have them then the Bristol Zoological Gardens is one of... more travel advice
Keep hold of your bits!
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To be honest the sign says it all. Wander around Bristol Zoo and you will find it within - adjacent I think to the seal... more travel advice
Excellent city choice
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This hotel is geared up for regular business guests but is excellent for independent travellers and families. if you... more travel advice
Short but sweet
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Quite a history behind this one. It started off life in 1908 as the worthy and wordy 'Bristol Guild of Applied Art' -... more travel advice
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Comments (6)
As an English teacher I always enjoy learning quaint British expressions. I thought I knew them all by now, but no, "Keep hold of your bits!" in the Bristol Zoo was a new one on me. I once changed buses in Bristol -- or coaches, I suppose you would say?
a whole major page on Bristol with only one double entendre - well done. I was going to write two big tips about Bristol...but I digress.
Great shopping tips, Major! Very entertaining as well.
what a brilliant tortoise - celery stalks at midnight, what!
"Rabidly"? Hm, that's an...interesting adjective to use in connection with me. *shoots rabid drool in your direction, thus infecting you too*
no coconuts in brighton i presume? how about pantyrippers? oh i know what i'll find.... a local sainsbury's selling mcvittie's digestives. ahh yes, thats it!