GrantBoone's VirtualTourist Home Page
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My European trips , tips and pics! |
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AMAZING HOME REMEDIES 1 . When having an elderly relative buried or cremated ,ask the undertaker for their old false teeth. These make excellent pastry cutters, and the decorative crust of an apple pie can evoke such happy memories of a loved one.
2. Increase the size of your garden by moving the fence several metres into your neighbours garden during the night.
3. Save money when gardening by plugging your electric lawn mower into somebody elses elecricity supply.
4. Discourage burglars by wearing an old policemans uniform and standing outside your house all day and night.
5. Pretend your are German when on holiday by being rude to other holiday makers , over eating and pushing into queues.
6. Dont waste money buying Eminems greatest hits CD. Simply buy one of his singles and play it over and over again.
7. Stick a dead fish inside the cover of library books .The smell of the fish will act as a reminder that the book is overdue for return.
8. Give friends the impression that you wear contact lenses by blinking frequently and pulling down your lower eye lid.
9. Make your car easier to find in a large car park byletting down all the tyres.On your return simply look out for the lowest car.
10. Old unwanted telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out all the names and addresses of the people you do not know.
KEEP THEM COMING ! | | | And you wont see a better motto than that!! |
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THE COUNTRIES IVE VISITED Belgium. Czech Rep.
France .Slovakia.
Holland .Austria.
Germany .Hungary.
Poland .Italy. Albania Greece.
Switzerland .Liechtenstein...
Luxembourg .Spain.
Portugal.
Sweden.
Denmark.
U.S.A | | | Albania- meeting the locals! |
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| | MY FAVOURITE DESTINATIONS 1. Poland 2 Albania
3 New York
4 Czech Rep
5 Budapest
6 Tenerife |
FAVOURITE PARTY DESTINATIONS! 1 Magaluf, Majorca
2 Corfu
3 Los Cristianos, Tenerife
4 Albufeira , Algarve
5 New York, 3rd Avenue. | | | A GOOD NIGHT OUT, MAGALUF - MAJORCA!! |
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| | LUTON TOWN FC ! The team Ive supported home and away since I was a kid .
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regina.williams Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:52 UTC
Thanks a lot ! | marielexoteria Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:15 UTC
When were you in Copenhagen? I was there this week. | nickandchris Wed Nov 4, 2009 15:12 UTC
Thanks for visiting my Cumbria page. You will probably get there before I get to Albania!! | budapest8 Mon Sep 21, 2009 13:22 UTC
Maybe should have left my Montenegro travel tip here and not FB, but VT is a bit more of sleepy sight, but think both work for me and I been here 10 yrs soon. Love yr humour. Cheers frm Bpest |
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