New Orleans Warnings Or Dangers Tips by gussymons

Nipples

Ladies, may I address a discreet problem which you may encounter in New Orleans should you choose to walk about without wearing a brassiere or top to cover your chest?

Stiff nipples, as I know from running, are a painful condition, and my recommendation is that you do wear clothes, unlike many of the ladies who were in New Orleans.

Smoking baby dolphins bad for health

Gentle browsers of the internet, may I alert you to a health danger, specifically, smoking baby dolphins.

Apart from the mental pain caused to the mother dolphin by smoking her son or daughter who may or may not be called 'Flipper', smoking dolphins causes respiratory complications later in life.

I suggest that you stick to Cuban smokes, or other cancer-inducing brands of tobacco sticks.

Also, you look ridiculous wearing an Indiana Jones hat. Only certified archeologists may wear those kind of hats.

Note Ally McBeal in the background. I said 'Hi - hows it going?' but she blanked me. ***.

Beer-goggles Drinking Review

Ethanol has the fantastic ability to alter perceptions of balance, judgement and beauty.

Sadly, many a good man has come unstuck through feminine wiles whilst under the influence. For this reason, I vote that beer-goggles are a major warning in New Orleans.

In the state of inebriation, as my comrade Shane can ably testify, each female is the apogee of perfection.

Gentleman, and gentle ladies, you have been warned.

Irish-Japanese Assassins Drinking Review

These highly-trained polymaths are well-versed in languages, accountancy and psychology. They use the sharpest of wits and cunning to mentally disarm ill-prepared adversaries. They punch out of their weight and can fell the most worthy opponent in one sentence.

Approach with care and ply with beer until inebriated. Now they are vulnerable to feminine charms.

Clown warning French Quarter Review

The famous wicked clowns of New Orleans are vicious and will strike without impunity.

Sometimes they recruit Japanese ninja and Siberian tiger assassins to commit their dirty work.

Beware of these nefarious people.