"Returning to root - Sourbuggers home" Boston by sourbugger

Boston Travel Guide: 60 reviews and 92 photos

Courtsey arielviews, Manchester - Boston

Five years with the carrott crunching yellowbellie

I may not be a native of this fair town, but five years in its grasp - and I like it.

Since leaving home I seem to be heading down the alphabet - with homes in (in chronological order)

Durham
Catford
Basildon

And now Boston. so where will I move to that begins with 'A' - God save me from somewhere in Wales !

Much more to comeon this page soon

Sourbugger on www.chavtowns.com

"A dominant male rat may mate with up to 20 female rats in just six hours. The average male chav reading this is Boston (which is unlikely because he was most probably a past pupil of Haven High) would wonder what all the fuss was about. He would probably consider getting in some alcoholic supplies from the Chav Harrod’s – ASDA, cleaning his souped-up Peugeot 106 and slipping in a crafty wank in font of Babestation on Sky in-between engagements.

The town of Boston, a chav stronghold, has at least taken some steps to control the spread of chavism in the town. The ASDA superstore built on heavily polluted land (somehow appropriate) is within pushchair pushing distance of the chav fortress of the Fenside estate, allowing large parts of the town to be spared most of the hard-core chavs for the majority of the day.
In a similar vein the main connecting roads have been liberally sprinkled with road humps designed to scrape the underside of whatever lowered-suspension chav-mobile they are packed into.

On Friday and Saturday nights the chavisation of the town is complete. Chavettes sit on the roundabout benches in the market-place picking fights with passer-bys and each other. Chav-lites (those who adopt the culture, but have proper jobs in the week) adopt the main pubs around town. Real Chavs inhabit the pub / nightclub of ‘Cactus Jacks’ as it serves sickly cocktails and allows free entry for early arrivals. Some people think that the club is so named because it is full of little pricks.

The shopping complex comprising Aldi / McDonalds / MFI / Carpet right / Halfords built a couple of years ago was perfect chav territory, and it was soon colonised by the Chavs who hung out in the car park, admired each other’s wheels and threw the occasional doughnut in their souped-up Peugeots to keep the wannabe chavettes in awe. Whilst anti-chav devices (large yellow locked barriers) were later employed, the nearby PC world car-park provides overspill accommodation for the nocturnal fun.

The Boston chav has low expectations, a Peugeot 106, a women or two up the duff and he is content. After all, Boston is known as the ‘Lobster pot’ – easy to get into, but impossible to get out of. Better to be a human unsatisfied than a chav satisfied.
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Last visit to Boston: Oct 2003
Intro Updated Apr 25, 2005
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kyoub Jan 28, 2008 at 5:05 AM

Boston has some strong competition in the US for having the most obese people. Neverthless it looks like a great place to live.
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DAO Mar 21, 2007 at 9:51 AM

Well done on the BAZOOMBAS ! 2 pair is a good hand.
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ElaineCatherine Jan 10, 2007 at 6:15 AM

OH My gosh.. this was way too funny! Well, anything that even remotely refers to anyone as a 'chav' is waaaaay to funny!
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billy75 Apr 21, 2006 at 7:46 AM

WELL DONE FOR FINDING SOMETHING TO DO IN BOSTON !!!!
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planxty Jan 1, 2006 at 9:40 PM

Making me hungry just looking at it! fergy.
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Stephen-KarenConn Dec 31, 2005 at 5:42 AM

I learned a lot from these pages. Very well done.
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jol1y Dec 20, 2005 at 4:03 PM

Scarred for life camping in Skeggy. 'Don't touch the sides of the tent in this weather'. It was too late. The car was cosy. An anglia made for 4!!
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aaaarrgh Oct 1, 2005 at 4:29 PM

Thanks for visiting my Amsterdam page, your lordship. I see you are on the London meeting list - should be an interesting event. Are you bringing the King of Peterborough?
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Katmosphere Sep 16, 2005 at 4:35 PM

Mount Dora is cool, thanks..i had NO IDEA that there was another Boston!!!
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RafaelTheSecond Jun 8, 2005 at 4:00 AM

Goodness, thanks god I know you and you are the only person who prove me that there is one Boston in England!;)