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Gondolas: Gondola trip - when your woman demands it
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  • Updated by sourbugger on Feb 23, 2005
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  • Sometimes you can't wriggle out of spending dosh. Either grin and bear it or make the best of it.

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    At Least Do This: So here are the tips to keep the price of a gondola trip down to a level that means you won't need to take out a second mortgage :

    1) Don't go after a rainy day - there is pent up demand.

    2) Find a quiet canal area with only a couple of gondaliers - they don't want others to know your haggled price.

    3) Avoid firms with ticket booths etc

    4) Avoid the Heavily tourist-infested areas. Back canals are more interesting anyway

    5) Try in the early evening - they may have had a poor day
    Alternative: 1) Divorce

    2) Dump the girlfriend

    3) Develop violent sea-sickness

    4) Take a boat without consent in the dead of night and learn to punt pronto!

    Basically there is no alternative!
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    Gondolas: gondola trip 2 - more advice
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  • Updated by sourbugger on Nov 5, 2003
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    At Least Do This: More advice on getting a 'doable' price

    1) Gondaliers will only vary 10-20 euros on their starting price but will change the length of the trip as a bargaining tool.

    2) When they give a time they will inevitably knock off 10 minutes - take this into account.

    3) Discuss it man to man - it's better that way trust me. With the fairer sex present they will play on it to make you look mean / uncaring / unromantic.

    - I ended up paying 60 euro for 45 mins - how have others fared?
    Alternative: Go punting in Cambridge - it's even got its own bridge of sighs which is much nicer.

    Or try punting in Durham. England - the locals will add renditions of the cornetto advert for free at any opportunity
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    Comments for sourbugger about Venice
    volopolo Mon Aug 10, 2009 14:19 UTC
     Intersting tips
    kyoub Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:29 UTC
     Another trip to Venice? Interesting tips and useful info if I ever go.
    hunterV Tue Aug 4, 2009 17:40 UTC
     Great tips again! Your pages are a mine of useful information... Thanx! ><
    alza Sat Jul 11, 2009 22:06 UTC
     yeah, moot question once you've been there! I was heading to Istambul and trying to get there with some cash left... glad I was persuaded for Venice! Enjoy it again, you lucky one!
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