"Yes you can get laid even if you're really ugly!" Top 5 Page for this destination Swindon by charlotte-jane

Swindon Travel Guide: 24 reviews and 28 photos

Survival

if by some freak accident you end up in Swindon, do as the locals do.........get an alcohol addiction or get fat/disabled and or ugly.

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:Unprotected sex available at cost of 2 WKD blues
  • Cons:4 week waiting lists at clap clinic
  • In a nutshell:Ok its near avebury (which is also boring)
  • Last visit to Swindon: Mar 2004
  • Intro Written Mar 25, 2004
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