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Swindon Travel Guide: 24 reviews and 28 photos
if by some freak accident you end up in Swindon, do as the locals do.........get an alcohol addiction or get fat/disabled and or ugly.
- Pros:Unprotected sex available at cost of 2 WKD blues
- Cons:4 week waiting lists at clap clinic
- In a nutshell:Ok its near avebury (which is also boring)
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Discounted last season stuff, but good!
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Pink, Ravel, Adidas,Gap, Next, M&S etc but cheap..................soulless and boring but you can get bargains. Theyve... more travel advice
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If you want your decomposed body to drip through the suitcase in the attic, alerting future guests of your dismembered... more travel advice
You will get sex, but maybe beaten (and...
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Numerous bars, chart music, fast food etc (Tenerife without the sun and class) Men: White shirts with checks, think... more travel advice
A good place to meet other homeless drug...
Restaurants
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Where else can you get a cheese baguette, crisps and a drink for £1.50?!!!! Apart from eastern europe (which is where... more travel advice
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Comments (5)
*chuckle*
Hilarious comments about the nightlife. Sounds like the nightlife in Tucson, AZ!
I agree with you swindon is boring at all, i lived there for 2 years.
As for that comment about disability, you need a kick up your attitude, sweetipie.
Sounds like you dont really like this place, anyway i am kind of agree with you, this is a dead boring place.