"You can take the boy outta the Hills but you..." Pine Hills by sugi

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First: Lagos, Nigeria, the West Bank, then Kyrgyzstan, and now, finally! Pine Hills has become a tourist destination. Break out your bullet-proof vest and dust off your Kangol, the "Hizills" be callin' you back home! Want to get your swerve on? 3 PM or 3 Am- you can git crunk. Places to see: One Stop Records (reggae, snax, AK47s), Mollie Ray Elem. School where 60% of the fouth grade failed this year, Rosemont (yes IT IS in the Hills) where hundreds of acres of sensitive wetlands were drained to make a ***ty golf course "community", and miles and miles of half-occupied strip malls. Pines Hills=Pine Thrills=PineKills=Pine Hell. You dig?

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  • Pros:Cheap Uzis, Good West Indian food
  • Cons:Cheap Uzis.
  • In a nutshell:Hang on to your wallet and put your other hand in the air, wave it around like you just don't care!
  • Last visit to Pine Hills: May 2002
  • Intro Written Sep 17, 2002
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