Intercourse Tourist Trap Tips by M0B1US Top 5 Page for this destination

Even the Amish are cashing in on their name...

How can you resist not buying an 'I love Intercourse' fridge magnet or postcard???

The Amish know that weak willed individuals such as myself just cannot help but buy these things and there are plenty of tourist shops to cater to these, ahem, desires...

Sure they have plenty of beautiful hand stitched quilts, or homemade jams - but my eyes were only for the tacky postcards with their double entendres... ;-)

Funny thing is that the cashiers always look at you disapprovingly even though they're stocking these items and taking your money!

Unique Suggestions: As well as the suggestive magnets - well they're not really as if you can love NY, surely you can love Intercourse too... ;-)

Perhaps the funniest thing was that we bought a few postcards here and wrote them here as well to get the postmark.

I wrote one to my friend in New Zealand starting with 'We're in the middle of Intercourse...' and peppered it with innuendo and double entendres about what we were doing, such as people were watching what we were doing (we were just eating lunch in the carpark...) etc...

When we finally got to NZ, his wife said that he'd picked the card up and read it before throwing it down in disgust that we could write such a thing, when she got home, she read it and burst out laughing - apparently he hadn't even bothered looking at the picture on the front and thought that we were being serious!!! LOL!!!

Fun Alternatives: Buy a quilt instead!