"Confucius says: Tired of the usual Paris scenes?" Paris by Confucius

Paris Travel Guide: 22,198 reviews and 54,001 photos

Check out my travelogue: "Nude Tour de Paris"

How many VT Paris travelogues start with "Ah..." ???
You've heard that before and seen that already, and you've looked at the same old photos of VT members standing in front of the Eiffel Tower from every possible geometric angle.
Confucius asks, "Wait a minute; what if we had naked people posing in front of Paris landmarks instead?"

(Is this where Confucius is finally going to reveal himself?)

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We, the people of VT, still can't rate travelogues so we need to include a few tips in order to sponsor the really good stuff that we all put at the bottom of our travel pages. So if you deem my nude travelogue worthy of praise then please use some of my humble tips to rate accordingly. Merci beaucoup!

2006 update! Confucius goes to Paris again!

I have been to Paris twice; the first time was in 1992 and then I didn't go again until May 2006. I have updated some of the old tips and also created several new ones. There's a new travelogue too, as I take you on a tour of Roland Garros ... (while wearing my tennis shoes).

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:Croissants, City of Lights, champagne, gargoyles, Tony Parker
  • Cons:The next city you visit in France is always a big letdown
  • In a nutshell:Zut alors, forget zee nuteshells Monsieur Confucius, show us zee nudes si vous plait! Mercy!
  • Intro Updated May 21, 2006
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  • 6aruna's Profile Photo
    Nov 16, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    enjoyed your page-hilarious. Have to go back again to see all that i missed

  • garridogal's Profile Photo
    Jul 12, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Okay, I finally went back to Paris recently and am looking at your page and laughing at some of your comments. Well done!

  • JessH's Profile Photo
    Jul 11, 2007 at 5:26 AM

    Really informative and fun page here.... thanks for re-teaching me the essential French phrases :-) I really enjoyed your tips. Greetings from Dubai / Jess

  • Justine12's Profile Photo
    Jul 7, 2007 at 6:31 PM

    bonjour! où etes vous maintenant?

  • MAIGO's Profile Photo
    Jun 29, 2007 at 6:45 PM

    Ohayo~! I wonder........Why Big City (paris,London&NY..) mekes me a jet-black! when I return to a hotel and blow my nose ??

  • iris2002's Profile Photo
    Nov 22, 2006 at 12:55 PM

    Haha - awww j'aime le gargoiles :) What a fab Paris page - a city I have yet to explore and find the artsy fartsy je ne se qua ... :D

  • Wild_Orchid's Profile Photo
    Jul 12, 2006 at 12:05 AM

    I guess this means there won't be any FRENCH KISSING going on!

  • Geisha_Girl's Profile Photo
    May 29, 2006 at 11:00 PM

    Let's give the Parisians a taste of Matsumoto's Shave Ice on a hot summer day! We can open up a stand on the Left Bank! Lihing Mui flavah wit da scoop vanilla & azuki beans! GREAT new tips! I didn't watch "Along Came Polly!" Was she shopping in Paris too?

  • sourbugger's Profile Photo
    Feb 18, 2006 at 1:07 PM

    quite the best paris page i' ve rad for a long time. love the phrasebook

  • conniechong's Profile Photo
    Jun 7, 2005 at 8:27 PM

    fascinating tour indeed..

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