| Page Views: 6,484 Last Visit to Paris: - | Confucius says: Tired of the usual Paris scenes? by Confucius - last update: May 21, 2006 |
Check out my travelogue: "Nude Tour de Paris" | Ho hum, another boring VT Paris page....No! Wait! |
How many VT Paris travelogues start with "Ah..." ???
You've heard that before and seen that already, and you've looked at the same old photos of VT members standing in front of the Eiffel Tower from every possible geometric angle.
Confucius asks, "Wait a minute; what if we had naked people posing in front of Paris landmarks instead?"
(Is this where Confucius is finally going to reveal himself?) |
| Here is the tip of Notre Dame's steeple. Useful? |
|  | What about tips? We, the people of VT, still can't rate travelogues so we need to include a few tips in order to sponsor the really good stuff that we all put at the bottom of our travel pages. So if you deem my nude travelogue worthy of praise then please use some of my humble tips to rate accordingly. Merci beaucoup! |
| Remember when crepes used to be made like this? |
| | 2006 update! Confucius goes to Paris again! I have been to Paris twice; the first time was in 1992 and then I didn't go again until May 2006. I have updated some of the old tips and also created several new ones. There's a new travelogue too, as I take you on a tour of Roland Garros ... (while wearing my tennis shoes). |
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| Pros: | "Croissants, City of Lights, champagne, gargoyles, Tony Parker" | | Cons: | "The next city you visit in France is always a big letdown" | | In A Nutshell: | "Zut alors, forget zee nuteshells Monsieur Confucius, show us zee nudes si vous plait! Mercy!" |
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garridogal Mon Jul 13, 2009 02:12 UTC
Okay, I finally went back to Paris recently and am looking at your page and laughing at some of your comments. Well done! | JessH Wed Jul 11, 2007 13:26 UTC
Really informative and fun page here.... thanks for re-teaching me the essential French phrases :-) I really enjoyed your tips. Greetings from Dubai / Jess | Justine12 Sun Jul 8, 2007 02:31 UTC
bonjour! où etes vous maintenant? | MAIGO Sat Jun 30, 2007 02:45 UTC
Ohayo~! I wonder........Why Big City (paris,London&NY..) mekes me a jet-black! when I return to a hotel and blow my nose ?? |
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