"San Francisco's **FINES ..." a San Francisco Travel Page by Johnny_CA

Rochelle took Paul and me on a tour of the Bay Area in her green Swedish hunk (not the Incredible Hulk!). This picture was snapped as we drove along the Golden Gate
Bridge.

...no, it's not the boys in blue of the San Francisco Police Department but *Vixens Undercover*. The crime rate has risen since they've taken over the mean streets of San Francisco, but not for lack of their detective skills, but because all the bad brothas want to be frisked and stripped searched by them.

They met in the Academy and shared a dormitory room together. The other male recruits would try to obtain *search warrants* to enter their dorm room, they would come by to get extra help with the *handcuffing* techniques or master the *take-down* as learned in class. For some reason, the instructors, who were accustomed to lead their 5-mile morning runs were now running behind the three *talented* candidates. The instructors said it was to make sure that their running *form* was proper?! The Vixens had too much street smart to fall for those wannabe playahs at the Academy. They knew where the true playah was on the hilly streets of S.F.

Soon after graduation, they hit the bad bad streets of SF. When other deputies patrolled the streets as uniformed officers, the Vixens demonstrated a *raw talent* for tracking down the bad boyz of the hood so they were soon advanced to detectives. They handled only the most *vice*ful of cases.

They soon came upon a case every young detective yearned for....to track down the baddest and biggest Pimp of S.F.....the Pound. No one's sure how the Pimp was given the nickname of the Pound. Was it his tremendous *game* or his ability to put down liquor like it was milk to a baby? Legend said that at the snap of a finger, ladies fell to their kness beside the Pound.

So the Vixen Angels: Spicy Funk, Supa Deluxe and Supa Fly was to take on the most challenging of assignments. The Department knew that they could *bag* their Pimp better than any other force out there...