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Irresistibly cute Hamster, well groomed, reasonably quiet at night, pretty voice and artistically oriented looking for a position involving the least possible amount of responsabilities and duties.

Business skills include:
- Stealthy napping
- Goofing off on the Internet
- Hanging out next to the coffee machine
- Various hilarious office pranks
- 2 hours long lunch breaks

I am willing and ready to relocate, in the New York area.

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Motorist's nose broken by sausage

A driver is recovering after a frozen sausage was thrown through the window of his moving car, breaking his nose.

The man was driving near his South Woodham Ferrers home in Essex on Monday afternoon when the "bizarre incident" happened, the ambulance service said.
"He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," a spokesman said.
The 46-year-old managed to stop safely, before passers-by came to his aid.
The driver decided not to go to hospital, but lost a lot of blood and has been left with a swollen and painful nose, the service said.
"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the spokesman added.
"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose. He managed to stop his car without hitting anyone else.
"His nose was undoubtedly fractured.

"I feel very sorry for him - it must have been an incredibly lucky or unlucky shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."
Police said they were investigating.

Source: BBC News

HAMSTERS FROM ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!!

Welcome to all our new friends, Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, the Slovak Republic, and Slovenia are about to come onboard!!

A lot of people tend to forget that the European Union is not about economics or a common market. It is about uniting a continent, preserving peace, spreading democracy and providing a model of sustainable development.

Welcome, three times welcome!!

we often have, at best, a dim understanding of what's going on around us -- because we don't speak the language perfectly, because we miss or mis-read certain cultural cues, or because our brains are just too fogged from trying to sort out the instructions for our oven. This feeling of dislocation is, of course, part of the adventure of travel. (You can experience the same sensation for yourself, at considerably less expense, by drinking half a bottle of hair tonic and then spinning around in your living room until you fall down.).
Bradley Owens

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