Irresistibly cute Hamster, well groomed, reasonably quiet at night, pretty voice and artistically oriented looking for a position involving the least possible amount of responsabilities and duties.
Business skills include:
- Stealthy napping
- Goofing off on the Internet
- Hanging out next to the coffee machine
- Various hilarious office pranks
- 2 hours long lunch breaks
I am willing and ready to relocate, in the New York area.
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