Key West Tourist Trap Tips by spintobecca
Key West Tourist Traps: 57 reviews and 38 photos
Please please don't take this train, it's owned by a crook who takes his money off island, so your dollars are not benefiting the local communitiy. Take a walking tour and be healthy and better informated of this little island!
Unique Suggestions: If you have to go, make sure to grumble and cuss a great deal.
Fun Alternatives: Do the earth and yourself a favor, take a walking tour!
They've been investigated by the FBI for supplying money to terrorists.. not sure how it turned out.. anyways, they sell ugly t-shirts with filthy messages on them that have nothing to do with Key West... don't buy from them. Maybe if we ignore them they will go away!
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