"Scottish Monster ate my wallet" Top 5 Page for this destination Loch Ness by Charlie_UK

Loch Ness Travel Guide: 61 reviews and 166 photos

It was a fierce battle, man against monster, but I had no chance. It lured me in with it's beastly attraction, then mercilessly devoured notes and coins at an alarming rate. I fought hard, but the Scottish tourism industry won.

If you fancy going to Loch Ness, take lots of cash. This is more imporant that binoculars and camera...

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:great scenery and a fascinating mystery
  • Cons:All the tourist stuff is extremely expensive
  • In a nutshell:The most lucrative monster on the planet
  • Last visit to Loch Ness: Jun 2003
  • Intro Updated May 9, 2016
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  • May 18, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Nessie everywhere there, but nobody can take a picture of it?

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    Jul 14, 2006 at 12:04 AM

    Wel I did believe they was nessi there either but it was nice to see the loch and maybe if I was lucky glimpse of her. :-)

  • bpacker's Profile Photo
    Feb 22, 2006 at 8:25 PM

    LOL, do u know there is a similar rumour in the east as well? nessie's cousin is in halong bay;p

  • chewy3326's Profile Photo
    Feb 14, 2006 at 1:09 PM

    Must not've been an even match. Too bad it was so expensive

  • Dec 11, 2005 at 10:34 PM

    lol i love that opening picture! im glad im not the only one who thought that loch ness is a bit of a waste of time, and money!

  • RhineRoll's Profile Photo
    Sep 1, 2005 at 4:08 AM

    couldn't agree more! Drumnadrochit is a dreadful place!

  • dave123taylor's Profile Photo
    Aug 3, 2005 at 3:12 AM

    But it is a nice place and something for the kids t get excited about.

  • Nov 20, 2004 at 8:07 AM

    Who won? You or Nessie? You must have caught it on a bad day!

  • deeper_blue's Profile Photo
    May 31, 2004 at 1:53 PM

    Nice page Charlie, the whole thing is a bit pricey but there are great surroundings.

  • CliffClaven's Profile Photo
    Mar 23, 2004 at 4:16 AM

    Oh beautiful Loch Ness!/I must sincerely confess/That you are most beautiful to behold/With your lovely landscape and water so cold (William McGonagall)


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