"Welcome everyone to my Aussiedevil travel pages..." Aussie666's Profile

well..I've been living in the states for over 30+ years now after been born and raised in Adelaide, South Australia. The state of Michigan in the US is my home now. I've discovering this site and made great new friends. I can tell you that I won't give history lessons in the pages I build because most all have a homepages which outline country/city profiles. I will try to detail my experiences and if I've missed something or any of you have questions, please send me an email. I will write back. Cheers.

PS The numbers mean nothing to me, it's mearly a play on the Tasmanian Devil my friends coined me with long ago. No horns growing yet........so get over it!

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Annapet: Perhaps the sweetest and kindest person on VT. I’ll never forget her thoughtfulness through my turmoil the past few years. The kid’s pretty cute too!

australia2: I want to visit these guys and tip a few frosty’s with’em and tell them all about me. I don’t know why…I just do. The Murray River is calling me.

BarbieGirl: The epitome of a fabulously chic, sexy, racy, spicy Italian woman. Will probably marry a Greek shipping tycoon. Also wins the prize for the most pictures from one place (Tunisia).

beach_freak: A girl after my own heart. I said we should run away to a desolate tropical island and spend our days frolicking in the sun…she did?

beatle74: A young and pretty Turkish bride with “pleasure” as her motto. My friend Alpaslan in Istanbul wasn’t lying about these Turkish babes!!! I love Raki.

Birgitte: Absolutely a fantastic artist. Go see her paintings, especially if you love flowers. I wonder if she’s ever eaten a balut? Yuk!

blackberry: An angelic Swedish blonde bombshell. Destined to be the world’s next supermodel…and will never drop my name once.

Chrissy1967: Only VTer I’ve met. Looks even better in person. Currently producing DVD targeted to 30-something and older male gender group called GirlsGoneMildlyWild.

CLillard: Christi and I had an affair in Rio a few years back…unfortunately we never met, although I’m pretty sure that was her sporting a yellow thong on Ipanema.

Dedeckerm: Mareleen is quite the traveler and occasionally likes to play dressup (see Carnival), has a bottomless vault of jokes and obviously great genes…Vote for Sofie!!!

Emilyrae: Emily loves her Canada and what’s not like heh?…beer, hockey and babes. Not the same chick from the scary movie.

Frankcanfly: Cool guy with a cool job. Gets to party with all the hot VT chicks. His pay-per-view internet site is awesome www.VTChicksUncensored.com

gabriellefox: I’m going to make this exotic Burmese beauty my third wife…as soon as I figure out how to break the news to my second wife……(Ha!...don't have to do that anymore)

Geisha_Girl: Apparently sees me as a father figure. I think she likes to role play…kinda sick but I’m ok with it. Asian girls’ rock!

Halloweengirl: A true Renaissance women…actually I think she just likes to role play with hubby…kinky but cool!! I wanna drink with these guys!

janaina: Fun seeking and bright Brasilian that moved to sunny California. Judging by the looks of her new passport photo, the medication had horrific deleterious effects on her and was sadly mistaken for a stray.

jenn_d: Pretty little Jen finally landed herself a beefcake with a steady job, likes kids and dogs. I think there’s going to be plenty of hoseplay goin’ on!!! Sorry…I couldn’t help myself. Dogs rule!

Jim35: A good man, there’s so few of us left. Apparently Jimbo doesn’t want to play with his baton anymore…maybe someone else is???

Julie_B: I slept with her…with her hometown that is, Porto Alegre…beautiful city. What’s with all the Germans and it’s not right it snows in Brasil?

kat1400: Kathleen is MIA…last believed to be living in Greece running an illegal cat farm.

la_beba: I believe this little hottie lives up to her bad girl mantra. I also believe that she will reduce new hubby into a quivering mass of useless flesh within three years…I’ll wait. Maybe someday she’ll forgive me for not being able to meet her in Madrid.

LolaSanFrancisco: Hilariously funny and witty writing skills backed up by pictures. That lollipop picture is a classic. I love pigtails.

Luckyleo: Ok second VTer I’ve met only because he was my intern. Good Dutch stock. Proved he doesn’t need a wing man. Keep him away from your daughters!

Lunita: Who wouldn’t want to Tango with this Argentinean cutie?

Martinelli: Very bright, articulate and early on seemingly harsh young Brasilian but moving to Oslo has perhaps changed her…in beautiful ways.

Mcharlton: Being captain of my swim team in high school (yes, I can remember that far back) I like swimmers. Nice gal but keeps a creepy statue in her house.

Palo_Verde: I love mermaids.

pandora2408: Wrote once…Last I knew she went on an expedition to the remote jungles of New Guinea and now is a proud mother of three cute little hungry pygmies.

Prosperity: Lives in my hometown and is of German decent like me. I thought we should have children together but I think she ran off with French proctologist.

skye820: A gorgeous American patriot and I thank her for her kindness. Oh yeah…and all VT men want to her to bear their children.

Slydevil: Beautiful, happy, friendly people in Brasil…she’s one of them. Besides, she has a cool member name. I miss Rio and caipirinhas.

steph4867: Sweet Stephanie has been a long time friend and has a cute little house and is a pretty darn good photographer. I don’t think she liked the postcards I sent from Milan though. Her Atlanta stuff is really funny.

Sunandlotsafun: She was a fun broad while she was here. Looks like she fell in lust and gave up VTing.

Sunshinekiss: One hot Brasilian beach bunny! Monica and I share special things…virtual stuff, like Brasilian bikinis and waxing...you know, guy stuff!

Sweetberry1: Susie-Lee has been a lot of places in Oz and documented it well. Looks pretty good in a grass shirt too.

Venteeocho: Montana is a Spanish jet setter with movie star looks. Goes to all the hip spots and puts’em in VT. She gives me a heart attack…..

Viaholly: Shared similar interests and friends...Jim and Jack were two of them. I think she went off and did something silly…like get married.

Worldrider: A Michigan neighbor that mislead me by giving me a false name for years (a lot of women do that to me?) but I still like her pages. Then there’s that short lived crazy passport photo with all that leather???

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them.
That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you
down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let
the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's
workshop." And the devil's name
is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for
breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,
hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If
it is unstable, improve it. If it is
beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to
the next county, to a foreign country, but
NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at
every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.