Ahhhh, that New England accent…here is a quick language lesson: the consonant “r” is pronounced as “ah” and the vowel “a” is pronounced as an “er” or an “r” especially when it is the last letter of a word. The most common examples are Park, which pronounced Pahk and Car, which is pronounced Cah. Naturally, my name (Mark) is pronounced Mahk. I work in for an Internet company where the word “data” is typically pronounced “dater” or the name “Jenna” is pronounced “Jenner.”
So, lets try something in a sentence, “What ah you retahded, you cahn’t pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd” which really translates into “What are you retarded, you can’t park the car in Harvard yard.” This form of language is particularly heavy around the omnipresent Dunkin' Donut Shops...
I have also lived in Texas with that god-awful Texas drawl, and quite frankly, I can't decide which is worse: the Texas drawl or the Boston Brogue. If anyone reading this has experienced both dialects of what appears to be the English language and has an opinion as to which is worse, post me your thoughts...my jury is still out, but at least the New Englanders made me chuckle and that's more than I can say for the Texans!!!
Anyway, when visiting Somerville you will definitely be treated to the wonderful brogue and wonder, "what the _ _ _ _, did they just say???"
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