Toronto Tourist Trap Tips by Todd64

The 'Shakey-Lady' who sits, or rather shakes, at the corner of Yonge and Bloor. Now I'm not one to advocate ignoring people in need, God knows we all need a hand sometimes in our lives, but this lovely creature is perched on the pinnacle of the 'pathetic plateau'.
She sits on the ground half the day, shaking and wheezing, begging for your hard earned travel money, and you'll give it to her right? Well, just to let you know, she eventually gets up, walks to a car with two rather large men inside, climbs in, and drives away. Apparantly, through estimation, it's possible for her to clear approximately $2,500.00 per week! Can you believe it? It's brilliant. I guess what pisses me off so much, is the fact that she took me for $20.00 3 weeks ago. Ahh,...good 'ol Toronto. :o)

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At Least Do This: Look skyward and keep your change in your pockets.

The Toronto Eaton Center. O.k, it's big, bright, and resembles an Ocean liner pulled inside-out, but it really is just a shopping mall. You could easily spend a day here blowing your travel money in one of the over 300 shops, but would'nt you rather be outside enjoying the sun while ignoring the kids wearing $150.00 running shoes who yet for some reason continue to panhandle for spare change? Oh, I know shopping is important when travelling, but there are much more interesting areas in the city in which to purchase that special gift item for Grandma.
Dir:-Yonge subway South from Yonge and Bloor. Get off at either the Dundas or Queen Street stops and follow the signs.

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At Least Do This: Although I must admit, if you are looking for a 'true' Canadian souvenir, then the 'ROOTS' shop in the center is your best bet. Extremely good quality Canadian made casual clothing at a fair price. No, I don't work for them; I just dig their stuff. :o)
Oh, and always remember that we charge 2 taxes on almost everything: PST + GST, so when shopping remember to expect a %15 increase on the listed price.