"A Tale of Too Much" Stuttgart by Todd64

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Entschuldigen Sie. Ist das der Zoo?

I was told that I did alot more than stand in front of sign-post's all day looking like a terribly obvious tourist, (I think it's the over-faded jeans, or maybe the Cricket sweater and baseball cap; Jeeeez, what was I thinking?) but as the purpose of my visit to Stuttgart was to see a friend's band play, I found that I drank a little too much that night, so unfortunately my memory is a little blurry. Damn the Festbock I say. Oh, did I mention the Porsche museum? Very cool, and I must say that I've never seen so many "smart" cars. Man, I wish they'd import those here into Canada. Stuttgart is also where I learned the phrase: "Was scheint das Problem zu zein, Herr Wachtmeister?",...It came in quite useful, but I don't know if that's a good thing.

  • Last visit to Stuttgart: Mar 2000
  • Intro Updated May 9, 2016
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  • margaretvn's Profile Photo
    Jan 18, 2005 at 11:14 AM

    our new Smart (convertable) is blue and great!

  • damaris05's Profile Photo
    Oct 9, 2004 at 7:44 PM

    that is one sweet car on your transportation tip page!

  • SORHUS's Profile Photo
    Sep 27, 2004 at 7:40 AM

    cool padge on the smart...and the on ein th epicture has the same color as my roadster version :-) they are such fun cars

  • Voyageuse30's Profile Photo
    Sep 24, 2004 at 4:39 PM

    Great (funny) tips on Stuttgart!

  • JetlagCity's Profile Photo
    Sep 24, 2004 at 2:51 PM

    Got a good chuckle out of your writing! We could use those smart cars down here in the States, too!

  • karina888's Profile Photo
    Jun 26, 2004 at 5:25 PM

    What a wonderful page! I agree, they are great, aren't they? What a clever idea...those Smarts!

  • Mar 4, 2004 at 7:06 AM

    Few months ago I was driving my Boxster into Madrid. Going reasonably fast. Then a car flashes me from behind.. he wants to overtake me. I move to the right lane. A fu.cking Smart Car at 160 kms/hr, vibrating like crazy!

  • sniem's Profile Photo
    Nov 28, 2003 at 4:45 AM

    Haha!! I love your Stuttgart pages!!! Next time your here take the S-Bahn 1 to Boeblingen hopp of at the Goldberg station walk 5 minutes and your at the Smart Headquarters where they have all the models ...I love the Roadster!!

  • AndreSTGT's Profile Photo
    Nov 22, 2003 at 5:32 PM

    In Germany Vodka Red Bull is mainly a drink for girls who don't like beer. That's probably why we have such a low birth rate here. The girls are simply too drunk at night (not as bad as in England though).

  • deecat's Profile Photo
    Nov 10, 2003 at 10:43 AM

    This was an amusing page. I wonder what those from Stuttgart thought!


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