Vegas will wipe your mind clean,. especially of the life you THOUGHT was interesting before you arrived - then dirty it with it's own blend of excess, greed, and stale power. Vegas can simulatneously make you feel like a king, a beggar, a dirty old man (or woman), a hopless romantic, and a pathetic loser. All at once no less. Blame it on the lack of sleep or the constant outflow of your hard earned money into someone else's hands, but Vegas has ways of making you laugh, cry, nad giggle like a pathetic girl (no offense to women of course) in the course of a single evening, often occurring at an hourly rate. You can have anything you want in Vegas, and I mean anything. Women are at your fingertips in the yellow pages. Men are too for that matter. Anything is there that you could ever desire (except local culture) at a premium of course. A stiff premium. One thing you won't find: soul. Local culture and any sense of real life are cleverly wiped away by emporwered casino owners. And if you venture off the strip youre in for quite a surprise (unless you are into prostitutes, pimps, and drugs of course).
As long as you stay in the lights, you'll do fine. the once world-renowned 'haven for hedonism' is now becoming a prolific family resort - think Disney with gambling. Incredible investments into casino infrastructure (2 billion for the Venetian alone - thats billion...) lead to pleasure for all walks of life. No one can go long without finding something of interest be it bargain foods, gambling, lavish spreads, aquariums, roller coasters, escorts (back to that hedonism thing) gambling, spas, limos, gambling, and Free Drinks! One of my favorites. If you go - gamble safely - and don't do anything I wouldn't (or should I say didn't) do!
All admire the man that most exemplifies Vegas, the venerable RON JEREMY! By far one of the homliest men alive!