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HELLO!
If you are under 18, please do not go into some of the tips. Amsterdam is a centre for legalised drugs and prostitution. There is no getting around this. I have put up some pictures and information that is visible on the street in Amsterdam, but may be inappropriate for younger folks without some adult supervision. If this sort of thing offends please do 2 things:
1) Please leave this page now.
2) NEVER go to Amsterdam. Adult images are on advertising within sight of historic churches. This would not be a city to put on your travel itinerary in this lifetime.
All the best,
DAO
You can find a good meal in Amsterdam. Also really bad. Choose carefully!
You will find all sorts here from the funny to the weird!
- Pros:SEX, DRUGS & ROCK N' ROLL
- Cons:TOO MUCH SEX, DRUGS & ROCK N' ROLL
- In a nutshell:THERE IS SOME ART & HISTORY HERE SOMEWHERE!
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TALK ABOUT CONFLICTING MESSAGES
Local Customs
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The authorities in Amsterdam need to makeup their minds. I have walked around the Red Light District a hundred times.... more travel advice
BEWARE THE TRAMS !
Warnings and Dangers
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How bad does it hurt WHEN A TRAM HITS YOU? I hope you never find out. I had an interesting conversation with a Tram... more travel advice
DO NOT FALL IN THE CANALS
Warnings and Dangers
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This is a real picture of a real sign. Please do not get drunk or stoned (or both) and fall in. Yes, it is deep enough... more travel advice
OVER 18'S ONLY - LIVE SEX SHOWS
Things to Do
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Sounds exciting doesn’t it boys? I have to say I have actually never bothered with this. I know at least 15 guys who... more travel advice
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Written Mar 26, 2007
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STAG WEEKEND WITH 'VLADIVIR'
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Written Apr 29, 2013
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Comments (14)
A very funny page. Thanks. When I went to Amsterdam with my partner we just found the RLD to be hilarious!
Wow-you depicted the sentiments of this city. It iswide open and out of control in my opinion. Been here 4 times, and scared, hassled, dope heads, spaced out people. The pros mostly "scuzzy" By the way I got attacked fought my way out to save my wallet.
Nowt wrong with KLM after a bad start with KQ at Nairobbery "I'm sorry but we have lost the co-pilot" I was glad to get on a KLM plane "Be careful when getting your luggages as *** happens and something may fall upon your head".
only under 18 watch XXX rated, not over 18. please if you are over 18, DO NOT GO TO X RATED SITES, under 18. fine.
Exciting Amsterdam page! Red Light District is certainly one of Amsterdam's finest adult nightlifes - certainly popular with local and foreign tourists. Thanks for sharing. ~ho & pang
Believe it or not, we took the family & had a fabulous time...years ago. Think the red light district went out of control since then. Other areas of Amsterdam are beautiful and not X rated. Sad that's all we hear about now.
A real pleasure to stroll around your Amsterdam page! PJ
He!He! Nice RLD pics. I actually saw two trams collide once out at Surenameplien - so it can even be confusing for the tram drivers! Cheers, JOhn.
Nicely done. The red light district of Amsterdam was one of the mandatory itinerary stops of our Asian tour group after the canal boat ride and stopping by the diamond store.
Can anything here be ordered to go?