"WHERE IS 'NESSIE' ?" Loch Ness by DAO

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A lot of people, both professional and amateur, have filmed and dived the Loch to try and discover the LOCH NESS MONSTER. I could have saved these people years and millions of £’s. Who hasn’t heard of ‘The Big One That Got Away’ on even the simplest of fishing trips? Did you know Loch Ness is in close proximity to the major whiskey distillery areas of Scotland? Hmmm. I think we all know where this is going…

Yes, there is really a MONSTER. To view, go any night and take a bottle of Scotland’s finest. Sometime between opening the bottle and passing out, the monster will make an appearance. Spooky Urquhart Castle is the best viewing point. Keep warm!

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  • fairy_dust's Profile Photo
    Jul 27, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Thanks for the postcard! *kiss kiss* As for the Loch Ness monster, it reminds me of a guy I know who believes Sasquatch (aka Bigfoot) is real.

  • SLLiew's Profile Photo
    Jul 25, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    Would be great to get a pic of Nessie. SL :)

  • moiraistyx's Profile Photo
    Oct 14, 2006 at 2:08 PM

    I was just talking to my folks this morning about going to Scotland, how funny that you direct me to your page.



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