"THE ROAD TO 200 COUNTRIES - HALF WAY THERE" DAO's Profile

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THE PAGES I AM WORKING ON RIGHT NOW ARE:
Parc National de Virunga, in The Democratic Republic of the Congo
**FEATURED ON THE VIRTUAL TOURIST HOME PAGE **

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RWANDA


And now my story:

Hmmm..............

A lot of you folks put all sorts of neat details on your homepages. Lists, photos, likes, dislikes, future plans. Definitely the signs of organised and creative minds. I thought I would be original and put up a Robert Frost poem. You know, the one about the road less taken. Well I should have known better on a site dedicated to travel. At least 200 people on this site have that poem on their Homepage! Rob died decades ago, so here is my attempt at a Mission Statement.

I love to travel, but I am a glorified pin on the map guy. That's right, I collect countries. No letters or phone calls please. I can just hear dozens of you voicing your horror right now. Yes, I do like to meet new people and experience cultures. I have been well off the beaten path when there wasn't even a path to be beaten. I have many times been the obvious tourist feeling a bit awkward. But I want to see the whole world and you have to stay busy! It does not help that 3 countries I have been in no longer exist!

So what is the master plan? I have been trying to average 6 NEW countries a year. As of May 2013 I have 7 new ones! Last year (2012) was a very good year for new countries with 11!. I did visit 19 Countries in total so not too bad a year! Country 100 was Cambodia in February 2009. I am trying to build some tips and photos, but I only bought a digital camera a few years ago. Scanning old dusty photos is hard work. I have an all-new appreciation for you that have really spent the time to do all that you do.

So here are some of my Travel "Records":

Most countries visited in 1 year: 23 (previously 20)
Most countries in 1 day: 5 (Austria, Macedonia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and Serbia)
Most countries in 1 HOUR: 3 (Netherlands, France and the UK - but not in Europe!)
Most Border Points in 1 day: 9 (26 May 2011)
Countries I have driven in: 27 (9 left, 18 right)
Countries I have worked in: 4
Passports: 2
Countries I was flown to unintended after the plane changed the destination: 4 (1 in flight)
Number of National Air Carriers I have flown: 34
Number of countries visited: Over 130 (3 don't exist anymore) - watch this space!
Number of countries I have lived in: 3 but I have had 75 addresses. Might explain the travel thing.
Number of countries I have walked into for the 1st time (think about it): 19 (2 illegally!)

I have also seen the New Millennium comming in (Year 2000) - twice - in 2 countries!
Number of countries I have arrested/detained/seized by the Police/Secret Police/Militias/Border Guards/Customs: 14. Egypt (in front of my Mum!), Djibouti (twice, 2nd one was for my safety), Burundi (Militia), DRC twice (Bribe paid once), Zimbabwe, Azerbaijan (Antiquities smuggling), Qatar (complained about Qatar Airlines - escorted onto the plane), UK (twice, once was a photo of sushi making, other was for carrying noodles in the Tube - same restaurant involved, but different months), Botswana (drunk Police demanded a bribe when I went to report a car accident), Mozambique incident 1 (bribe of a bag of ice), Algeria (my fault), Togo (Policeman noticed I had 2 cameras and demanded I give him one), Kyrgystan (jumped by 6 Policemen in the dark. Wanted to search my pockets for 'narcotics' and money. Yes money. I explained I had neither), 5 mintues in Alamty Kazakhstan and 5 Police throw me in a car, and Mozambique incident 2 - surrendered my International Driving Permit (paid $6) with permission to drive to the next town and get money from a bank to pay the bribe ($65). That was in 2005. I bet I am still 'wanted' there!

Questions I get asked and the answers:

Q. What was your favourite country/holiday/city?
A. The next one I visit

Q. Where are you from?
A. Fellow travellers get the whole story; Beach Boys get told the Ozarks or somewhere in Wales.

Q. Why did you travel there?
A. Because I could, I got a cheap flight and it makes for a good story.


Q. Do you have a job?
A. Yes - 2. I often work 7 days a week between the 2. I do take time off though.


Q. Were you in the Navy?
No. Let's not bring up jail or prison. Many regimes view a tourist or camera as a crime. I hate being grabbed by guys in uniform, sometimes with automatic weapons.


Q. Why are you not ranked higher on VT?
A. Not all my adventures are to countries that are popular here on VT and not many people read my tips. Please have a read and rate generously! Thanks


What I like about you....

My Likes:

1. Your country. Really. Even when I have been somewhere where they don't speak English, French or Spanish and we just used hand gestures (Belarus for sure), we both ended up smiling. There is border guard in Amman who thinks I am the funniest man in the world.
2. Not understanding the language at the start of the holiday. See number 1 above. Parisian waiters go under Dislikes. My accent is bad, but it was French.
3. Tour Guides. Hard to believe isn't it?
4. Really bad vehicle rides. Tunisia and the Gambia/Senegal adventures left bruises, but what a great time!
5. The wild animal you just handed me. Birds, snakes, bats, monkeys, hawks. I have some really cool pictures and I keep small, virtually worthless coins for these occasions. Did you ask me beforehand if I wanted this thing on me or that it would cost money?
6. Beach sellers. I treat these folks with respect and often buy them water. They are excellent sources of information and you just thought they only sold things. They don?t climb all over you like some do in the street. And if you talk to them each day, they will ask what you would like and bring it the next day.
7. Meeting fellow travellers. The non-paranoid ones. There is a backpacker with my Swiss army knife, my Mag Light and my new guidebook travelling across Tanzania and Rwanda right now. (update - now in South Africa) He needed the equipment more than I did. I go to work and he keeps me updated on his travels. Cool.
UPDATE! I met up with and travelled to RSA, Mozambique and Swaziland on a trip with the Non-Paranoid Traveler.
8. Bus drivers. I don't know why, but I always seem to get a good one and they often help me out. There was a nice Bus Driver in Minsk who made sure that I got my ticket, got on the right bus and made it to the airport. I would have missed my flight without him. I wish I spoke Russian.
9. Food where the locals go. Never gone wrong yet. Bigger portions, tastier food and cheaper as well.
10. Guidebooks. It just helps you have a bit more confidence until you figure it all out.
11. The next to last day. I have figured out the map, the language, the prices for souvenirs and where to get the best exchange rates.

My dislikes:

1. People recommending NOT taking malaria tablets. This is fatal. Waiting to see if you get sick is not my idea of sound planning.
2. Recommending taking Euros. If you don't live in the Euro zone and neither is your destination, please don't recommend to new travellers to take Euros. Why exchange twice? Do not take Scottish notes either. A lot of places just won't take them.
3. Saying its bad to really haggle with the locals when you come from a 'rich' country. The money I save is used on another holiday where I benefit their economy too. I have been ripped off 1 time too many to allow it anymore. I have been in places where the prices went up 5 times because a cruise ship arrived.
4. Using rude language in response to other VT'ers. This is a Community here to help each other. Unfortunately some more established members see themslves as self-appoined censors and attack anyone with a sense of humour. Being hateful can be a fulltime occupation. I am sure there are websites for the issues you are afflicted with. Let's play nice (and stop reporting things you don't agree with to VT staff).
5. VT meetings are never where I go when I go. I have now hosted one of my own (YORK) and made it to several others, but would like to have been to more. Don't worry about going to a VT meeting! In the words of Pa Kettle (member Mapakettle) a Vt meeting is like meeting people you already know. And it was just that good!
6. Paranoid fellow tourists. I said I would walk you there because I know where it is, I am just being nice and I am on holiday and have all day. Do I look like a Time Share person to you? This country doesn't even have Time Share!
7. Taxi Drivers. Why do you do it? It makes me not be happy and not want to return. What did I ever do to you? Don't act shocked when I get mad. Guidebooks tell you how much to pay and I just sit on my suitcase until you agree.
8. Guidebooks.
9. The last day.
10. Not travelling.


Are you still here? I bet you watched the credits in 'Ferris Buehler's Day Off'. I am Ferris. Trust me. Thanks for reading. I hope your next adventure is safe, fun, economical and hygienic.

All the best,

DAO

You are only limited by your imagination

"Above us, only sky"

Sign in Liverpool Airport written by John Lennon in the song 'Imagine'.


(Please see my Liverpool page for car parks)

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Make new friends!

They say Friendship is Priceless. I can assure you that when you are a tourist that Friendship can be bought cheaply. Real friendship is a small gift, a “Thank You” in their language or just a smile. Picture Friendship makes for nice stories when you get home and costs somewhere between ½ and $2. Companionship can be a guide for a few dollars more or something a bit more intimate. Love will cost a whole lot of dollars and will last a (shortened) lifetime if you don’t wrap up his/her gift first. And disfiguringly painful. Be careful. Maybe that real Friendship is priceless (and painless) after all.

Do feed (and water) the animals!

Painted “Zebras” in Mexico, chained “Dancing Bears”, tied up Monkeys and other Simians, Dressed up Dogs, uniformed Horses, decorated Elephants and caged Animals of every type. I have seen it all and you probably have too. Don’t give the human owners a penny. This just perpetuates it. But wait a minute! The little guys are thirsty. They live and work where you like to holiday. So keep a spare plastic bottle and give them some water! A little drink or the odd bit of fruit will make you both feel better about your day. Especially the water! Please note: not a good idea if the animal in question has even the remotest capacity to rip your arm off. They are already in a bad mood and may have missed a few meals.

** REMEMBER: WATER **.

OPP!

Other Peoples Photos!

* You go on holiday....

* You choose the most scenic place on earth...

* You pay for a prescription diving mask to be made for you....

* You buy an underwater camera....

* You pay for scuba diving lessons.....

* You dive the most beautiful coral reef in the Indian Ocean....


** And then you find the WORST PHOTOGRAPHER IN THE WORLD to take your photo at 25 meters.....

(Never let a guy from London attempt to take your picture)

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  • fairy_dust's Profile Photo
    15 hours ago

    Thanks for all the postcards you've sent me! By the way, I'm going to Seville for a month (late April to early June) - where in the world are you going to be?

  • fairy_dust's Profile Photo
    15 hours ago

    Thanks for all the postcards you've sent me! By the way, I'm going to Seville for a month (late April to early June) - where in the world are you going to be?

  • Usctwin's Profile Photo
    Apr 3, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    Where do you keep disappearing too?! :)

  • starship's Profile Photo
    Mar 25, 2014 at 5:41 AM

    Hey, DAO! Thanks for the postcard from Ireland -- a country I have yet to visit but am interested in. Really love the stamp with the seal too. I have wondered what you've been up to since I hardly ever see you on VT anymore. How's life treating you? Thanks again for the great postcard, will post today!

  • white_smallstar's Profile Photo
    Mar 18, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    Hi DAO!
    I haven't seen you for a while here. I hope that everything is fine and to see you soon :O)))
    All the best
    **Nico**

  • risse73's Profile Photo
    Mar 7, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    Sorry to have missed your birthday last month, but haven't been here since June of 2013. So, here's my belated happy birthday greeting to you. I hope life treats you well this year and I hope that 2014 is a great travel year for you. Keep traveling this beautiful world of ours. Cheers!

  • isolatedpawn's Profile Photo
    Feb 25, 2014 at 6:12 AM

    happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you

  • Gillybob's Profile Photo
    Feb 19, 2014 at 6:51 PM

    Belated birthday greetings from New Zealand.

  • nixca316's Profile Photo
    Feb 17, 2014 at 3:34 AM

    Happy, happy belated birthday. All the best! :)

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    Feb 16, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    Belated Birthday Greetings, DAO! Happy Travels!

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