Taipei Warning or Danger Tips by kiely

The world farthest distance is not from the earth to the sky . It is the emotional distance between us that keeps us so far away - I stand right in front of you but you're not aware of that at all- I love you - .


THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A LAUGH FROM THIS



We all know those cute little computer symbols called
'emoticons',where

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some 'assicons'?
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
you have just been e-mooned!!


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'If someone does not smile at you be generous and offer your own smile.
Nobody needs a smile more than one that cannot smile to others.'


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*Work like you don't need the money.
*Dance like nobody's watching .
*Sing like nobody's listening .
*Love like you've never been hurt .
*Live like it's heaven on earth .

~^o^~



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