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Brandon Travel Guide: 20 reviews and 21 photos

Brandon is a suburb of Tampa and is one of the worst examples of unrestrained sprawl I've ever seen. Some of the "highlights" are horrific traffic on terribly ugly roads, an overcrowded and overpriced 'town center' mall with a parking lot bigger than Rhode Island, huge 'big box' stores so poorly placed that they seem randomly dropped from the sky, and more lousy chain restaurants than you could possibly stomach. Ugg.

Did I mention traffic?

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:Um, the air is free. But it's full of exhaust.
  • Cons:Everything else
  • In a nutshell:Abandon all hope ye who enter here!
  • Intro Written Jan 18, 2003
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  • sarahjayn's Profile Photo
    Feb 13, 2005 at 2:36 PM

    dude, my parents live out here. but you're right. they don't love it. it was woods when they moved. now its crap. also, thanks for your comments on my tampa page, jerk-hole. i can't really figure this thing out and i keep accidently deleting stuff.



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