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I started doing this yoga teacher training back in september 2008 and i got my diploma in Hatha and Vinyasa yoga in september 2009.
After loosing my job in january 2009, i was not sure what to do, but now i have made up my mind: i am doing into business as a yoga teacher!
It will be a lot of work, but i can`t wait. I am hoping that this job will allow me to travel to give workshops, seminars, to learn more things, etc.

Hello,
I am in a transition period right now, i.e. without a job since last week. So my new motto is now NEW YEAR, NEW CAREER!!! Any comments, suggestions, ideas will be greatly appreciated.
Hoping to be able to travel again soon,
suzanne

Hello my VT friends!
I just came across this "Guide to dating", by Dan Clark.

http://www.paramountcomedy.com/shortcuts/series.aspx?episodeID=41

It is funny even if you are not doing the dating scene anymore!

Also, here is the link for this joke (by an Italian) about the Italians versus the rest of the EU.

www.lifeinitaly.com/flash

I like the part about the coffee the best!

Enjoy it.
Suzanne

Here is another joke, about which language will be spoken at the EU.
Enjoy,
Suzanne

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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

O In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

O The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

O There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

O In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

O Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

O Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

O By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

O During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav! a reil sensibl riten styl.

O Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

O Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Eva, Joaquin & myself (in middle), Madrid 12/19/03

MARCH 26, 2004
Hello again,
Thought it was time for a little update. For starters, I would like to say that I have started my own business in LANGUAGES. I will be offering services like tutoring, teaching, translating, proofreading, etc., in FRENCH, SPANISH, and ENGLISH. I am getting clients slowly but surely. It is a lot of work getting my company (ONE STOP LANGUAGES NI) off the ground, but it will be worth it. That explains a bit why I am not as "active" on VT as I used to be. But do not fear! I will be back in force very soon!!!
The next thing that I have to do is get a computer at home so I can do my administrative work during evenings and on weekends instead of during the day. I will then have more time to dedicate to my VIRTUALTOURIST pagest. In the meantime, you can always email me so I know that I am still loved out there!!! I still cannot reply to the emails. Please wish me luck! I am having withdrawal symptoms!!!
Regarding my upcoming birthday on APRIL 4, I have decided to stay here in BEAUTIFUL BELFAST!!! I will start celebrating on April 1 and finish God knows when!!!
Until next time and have a nice day!!!
zuzu