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Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?", And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" and Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those little ice cubes in first." And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down."
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<b>Minnesota Computer Terms</b>
Log on: Making the wood stove hotter
Log off: Don't add wood
Monitor: Keep an eye on the woodstove
Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup
Megahertz: What happens when you drop a log on your toe while downloading
Floppy Disk: What you get from piling too much wood
RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work
Hard Drive: Getting home in a snowstorm
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in a snowstorm
Windows: What you close when it's 30 below
Screen: What you need for the mosquito season
Byte: What the mosquitoes will do to you if you don't have a screen
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag
Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around
Modem: What you do to the hayfields
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's daughter
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy
Keyboard: Where you hang up your keys
Software: Plastic eating utensils
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the frame up
Port: Fancy wine tried once by Farmer Matrix
Enter: C'mon in
Random Access Memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks
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  • Last visit to Saint Cloud: Dec 1997
  • Intro Written Sep 10, 2002
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