It is said...
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius
The best way to measure social intelligence is to observe a persons parking manners.
- daarth
It is always a great disappointment when the stapler runs out of staples.
- daarth
I am usually a non-violent man. I can?t help it though; it is fun to bully a bully.
- daarth
Sometimes I bend all my intellect into making as little sense as humanly possible. Other times I succeed without even trying.
- daarth
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation
-George Bernard Shaw
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
-Douglas Adams
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
-Winnie the Pooh
I got the shuffle. Lightweight, honk it on. And you shuffle the shuffle
-Georg Bush
I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
-Georg Bush
When you're president, you've got to walk and chew gum at the same time.
-Barack Obama
I'm no angel, but I've flapped my wings quite a bit.
- Mae West
That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.
-Colonel Jack O'Neill in Stargate SG1
The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
-Mal in "Firefly"
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