"Köln, dark as the darkest night" Cologne by miromi
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I was only in Cologne for a day, so all my impressions of the city are completely clouded by the fight I had there with a friend (I made up afterward, and it's all OK now, if you're curious!). I think it's a very nice place to visit, live, have children, love, and die in, but for me, Cologne will be forever associated with that horrible day, so when I think of Cologne, I think of crying alone on one of its many gorgeous bridges, as well as the abnormally cold and cloudy weather that summer, and the dark, gray clouded skies surroundings its Dom. I think of loneliness and expensive tourist bars that closed at 8pm (ok, I'm exaggerating), big mobs of American tourists, and the well meaning but intrusive Korean girls talking to me in sign language at my youth hostel when I most wanted to be by myself. I really need to go back and visit Cologne someday to get over these issues, but for now I name it--Koeln, city at the point of no return! Abandon all hope ye who enter! etc.
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the Hauptbahnof is so sexy!...
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the Hauptbahnof is so sexy! all those sensual 19th century curves that remain so modern and attractive. going along with... more travel advice
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the cathedral is rather large and quite grimy, at least the exterior was! I was less impressed by the size and history... more travel advice
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bring lots of Kleenex so when you cry on the bridge you don't have to wipe it with articles of clothing. Just be sure... more travel advice
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I have a love-hate relationship with German food, and I can eat my bratwurst with great gusto, but some days it freaks... more travel advice
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A very personal page, which makes for an interesting read! Richard Simmons had a childrens' show?? Good God, I'm glad I missed out on that, hahaha!
Si unexpected and thoughtful! The Dome is really impressive and awesome! As well as all the architecture...
here is one clever girl, disguised as fool.
"Rags and hags and hideous wenches" - Coleridge on Cologne
haha never realised the station was sexy ;)
Sorry for your bad experience. I spent one great day in Colog
was here for one day too and loved it
grossartig..ich hasse Bratwurst
I didn`t realize that the cathedral was rebuilt!
Friendliest peoples, best sex