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Warning: Geology at Work

by AKtravelers - last update: May 31, 2009

Kilauea Iki Crater in the National Park
If your dreams of Hawaii include hot magma and roads blocked by black lava, this is the island you need to visit. Nature's raw fury is on display here, though you'll marvel at its understatement -- no huge blasts, only relentless molten oozings that slowly, nonchalantly devastate everything in their path. When you visit Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, you'll get to hike over now solid flows from 1959, 1974 and even more recent times. Even outside the park, you'll see remants of flows everywhere. And, if you're lucky (it took three visits for me to be) you'll be in position to watch red hot lava glow in the dark. Just don't touch!
Me on the vast Hawaii landscape

Do the Big Island in small portions

If you're used to the other Hawaiian islands, the Big Island can be surprisingly, er, big! My first trip was over a long weekend and we spent almost all of it around Hilo and Hawaii Volcanoes National Park -- and I still didn't see everything in those areas. On my next trip, we drove from Volcano to Kailua-Kona and it took us 2.5 hours (not counting stopping for a road-closing accident -- another hazard in a place that lacks multi-lane highways and detour routes). Of course, big can be beautiful, as anyone who visits the top of Mauna Kea can attest!
Former reality TV contestants from "Survivor"

The Hawaii Creation Myth -- my tribe's Version!

According to Hawaiians, the island chain they call home was created by the goddess Pele, who lives in the volcanoes and used to emerge every four years to lead Brazil to a World Cup victory. Pele is a vengeful goddess, and will bring bad luck to anyone who takes a lava rock from the island (I'm expirementing on my nephews by letting them possess rocks in New Jersey -- we'll see how it goes!).
However, after observing the lava flows with these soon-to-be-jinxed nephews, we think the Hawaiians got it wrong. We believe the Big Island was created by a giant cow with diarrhea, who is gradually eating and excreting reality television contestants. The lava flows and periodic bursts of fire are the result of attempts to digest particularly heinous reality stars, such as those rude losers on American Idol, who precipitate occasional rounds of rectal pyrotechnics. But normally, the output is just the lumpy ooze of Big Brother, Survivor and like shows*.
Aaahhh! If only our creation myth could be true!
* Note, the bovine diety choses not to eat good Amazing Race contestants.

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AKtravelers' Hawaii (Big Island) Travel Tips

OverviewThings to Do
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Restaurants
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Hotels & Accommodations
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NightlifeOff The Beaten Path
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Tourist Traps
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Warnings Or Dangers
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Transportation
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AKtravelers' Hawaii (Big Island) Travelogues
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
The Kilauea Iki Hike, with Brenda and FamilyAugust, 2007 8
Riding to the Summit of Mauna KeaOctober, 2007 8
Black Sand Beach PhotosJanuary, 2008 3

Comments for AKtravelers about Hawaii (Big Island)
greentea1962 Fri Oct 9, 2009 08:16 UTC
 Superstitions are just that -- things that aren't true. Don't take lava rocks from National Parks -- that's illegal -- but feel free to take one from elsewhere.
Esexx Mon Aug 31, 2009 18:02 UTC
 I don't know if you are superstitious, but it a longtime legend that removing any volcanic rocks/sand/etc home bad luck will follow. I know tourists even mail these things back to the islands after returning home because of misfortune or bad luck.
Freebeacher Fri Jul 4, 2008 06:40 UTC
 Nudity absent lewd behavior or intnet to offend is not illegal on Hawaii beaches. (HI v. Kalama 2000) Topfree is perfectly legal at any beach including Waikiki but not state park beaches, which ae few in number.
Kisses&Co Tue Apr 22, 2008 02:24 UTC
 I got the two lovely postcards from beautiful beaches in Hawaii :-) Thank you sooo much, Kevin! :-) Those made me smile :-) Hugs!
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