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Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Egyptian were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Egyptian, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his a**. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that? "I'AM GETTING A FAX," he explains
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That's very funny ! :) Is it safe for us Malaysians, to go to Egypt ? I would love to see The Pyramids ! Regards.