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Off The Beaten Path: COCONUT'S CLIMBER Since...
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  • Malaysia - The Cadet & Mentor
  • The Cadet & Mentor
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  • COCONUT'S CLIMBER

    Since the economy turmoil had been recovered 1998. The Coconut Estate owner facing manpower shortage. All boy and girl going down to town / city looking & chasing for high pay and stylish life.
    Nobody wanna work in the Estate. Estate owner cry day and night looking for workers. All sort of incentive
    introduce to win the workers.....alas !! ...no active response from job seekers.
    Finallly, go to traditional way....employed * Beruk* ( monkey). The problem is to train the Beruk. Can not simply hired the Beruk like that. The Beruk at PENANG HILL can not be employed.....this Beruk is Cosmopolitan. City type Beruk.....know how to asked but never know how to produce.

    Since Old Beruk is already pensioned or death, soo, the trainer having a hard time to train this new cader. No example and no sample to show to this New Comer. Really hard time to train with Human Language.

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    Off The Beaten Path: GRADUATED !! This Beruk...
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  • GRADUATION DAY

    This Beruk just graduted from BERUK ACADEMY....eager to give a service and to show his capabilities. Uncle Mat, eager to test his new coworker. Proofed this new employee is very dedicated and productive too. Compare to his old employee, always caught sleep under coconut tree. Dreaming fly to the moon and married with Tycoon's daughter.

    Uncle Mat know to phyco his new employee. Always sit him to front of his bycyle. This Beruk feel he is important. Do not worry, the Beruk won't show his bad character. He appreciate uncle Mat by putting him infront to lead the way.

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    Off The Beaten Path: PAY DAY at the end of the day,...
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  • Malaysia - Pay Day After The Hard Labour
  • Pay Day After The Hard Labour
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  • PAY DAY

    End of the day, uncle Mat always pay his employee cash by coconut. According to uncle Mat, he feel happy with this dedicated employee. He (it) never complained about Work Hazard, Safety, Pensioned Fund or intent to joint Beruk / workers Union.

    The only thing hard time for uncle Mat is....this Beruk can not see *Beruk Betina* ( Female Monkey). He (it) could not be bother during working hours, left the working place immedietly to *fight*. To warn you not to be scared. Even this Beruk and Beruk Betina show the sharp teeth and fank. Its nothing, just to show appreciation to each other. When they coming closer, normally the Beruk Betina will showw retialiation ( not cheap man !! ).. But other way around, Beruk always ROBUST to encounter this situation. Uncle Mat know this *fight* won't take long, just a couple of minute only, won't jeopordise the main production.

    Sometime funny thinking about this Beruk, he hate to meet other group ie: Gorila, Chimpanzee or Orangutan. Beruk can make buddy buddy with Chipmunk, may be I guest both of them are Coconut's climber !! Funny in this Animal Kingdom they
    have a status quo too...low class with a low class, high class with elite.

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    Off The Beaten Path: On the way to the one of...
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  • Malaysia - Otherside Of The shadow
  • Otherside Of The shadow
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  • On the way to the one of beaches at TERENGGANU, East Cost of West Malaysia.

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    Comments for AliJoe about Malaysia
    hassan_abu Wed Nov 26, 2003 04:19 UTC
     Selamat Hari Raya, Kamal.
    daddygila Sat Apr 12, 2003 20:08 UTC
     After the winter in New York we just suffered through...this looks like a GREAT PLACE !!!
    evliyasems Thu Apr 10, 2003 04:27 UTC
     What a amazing country :) I love KL
    ExGuyParis Fri Feb 28, 2003 13:06 UTC
     A beautiful country-- and an adorable baby! And your Off the Beaten Path monkey story is just fantastic.
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