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I'm getting just a little annoyed with everyone and their #@$%&! vacations. I even think the only reason you people are taking vacations is to make me jealous. No sooner do I get back from Ruthenia than the limelight is stolen away from me by Brian, who just got back from Japan. Japan? That is just soo early nineties. And my parents just back from South America. Where do those people get off stealing the name of their continent from us? Oh and Robin just got back from Turkey, as if I hadn't ever been there. Well I have been there, and no, I didn't write a travel page, and yes, I am jealous. Thank you.

So the Ukrainian vacation has long since passed into the realm of History, and to mark the occasion, the History Channel just played Part 6 of its WWI series, "Shackled to a Corpse", about the Eastern Front in WWI. The corpse is Austria Hungary, the shackled is the German Empire. The sad Austrian corpse was attacked by the vital Russian Body who layed seige to the town (appendage) of Przemysl in 1915 and captured the Galician fortress town. It's cool seeing vintage newsreel footage of the Polish border town I had no idea it was a battle site. So anyway the Austrians lost it and then the Germans came in and re-captured it for the Reich. Apparently the Germans had some big plans for the disinfection, civilizationization and Germanization of that part of the world even in WWI. Certainly, they replaced the wide gage railways with narrow gage German tracks. And catalogued the population. The Jewish inhabitants were subject to persecution and exploitation on both sides! Amazing stuff, this history. It's all so Klaus Marie Brandauer in "Oberst Redl". Its Art imitating the History Channel.

Well the Ukrainian border police were great fun. That woman in the skirt laughed at me- yes, she did, for not speaking any useful languages. And gave me a verbal dress-down for using the Latin alphabet on my entry application. Having said that, you don't even need a visa to enter Ukraine any more. They ditched the visa requirement when they hosted the Eurovision Song Contest 2005!

The bus from Przemysl, Poland, to L'viv, Ukraine, takes only two hours. The bus gets preferential treatment (!) at the border as it races past miles of queing trucks and cars and perambulating merchants. The border formalities take only about thirty minutes to complete upon entering Ukraine. That guard in the beret spotted me taking pictures and instantly fell upon the bus. He instructed me to delete the pictures as this is the law and you never know when the next invasion is coming. In any event I forgot how to delete this picture.

What do they call the Quarter pounder with cheese?

Big Mac's called the BIG MAC®
They wouldn't know what a Quarter Pounder is they got the metric system over there. Its called the "ROYL CHYIZBURGER"

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    matcrazy1 Sep 28, 2009 at 8:56 AM Report Abuse

    How have you been up? Happy, happy birthday to you + smiles from Poland: :-)))). We miss you here on VT!

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    craic Oct 23, 2008 at 7:28 PM Report Abuse

    still missing you

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    Darby2 Nov 1, 2007 at 3:38 AM Report Abuse

    Best wishes on your birthday, Bill!! and nice insight into travel in Ukraine

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    ATLC Sep 27, 2007 at 5:31 PM Report Abuse

    Happy birthday! and to remind you to keep some stale bread and erwtensoep to celebrate! Or maybe a bit of nasi goreng? Keep in touch! :-)

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    April1985 Jul 27, 2007 at 5:19 PM Report Abuse

    i love your sketches !

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    richiecdisc Mar 24, 2007 at 8:48 PM Report Abuse

    Plan B is greatly missed. Prost wherever you are enjoying your beer.

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    jolsen05 Dec 28, 2006 at 9:54 AM Report Abuse

    great photographs of eastern europe and czech!!! thank you for things to look at at work while i'm dreaming of czech republic.

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    Arialthefont Dec 11, 2006 at 1:03 PM Report Abuse

    Another year gone by my good buddy, how the heck are you and your travels? I know u just disappear for months at a time. Happy Holidays, keep healthy and safe, I miss you. and only know to find you here. you are ever so entertaining. ..Fontie

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    ExGuyParis Sep 28, 2006 at 11:06 AM Report Abuse

    Happy birthday, Mr. Bill. I'm trying to learn how to be an american again. It's hard. I hope all is well!

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    egonwegh Jun 19, 2006 at 4:21 AM Report Abuse

    Ah, good old jealousy -- where would we be without it! Still, it's one of the seven deadly sins, isn't it?

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